Monday, May 3, 2010

What.... a whirlwind...


Hands down my favorite female comedian is Chelsea Handler, mainly known from her late night comedy talk show "Chelsea Lately". I love her blunt sense of humor and that she just says whatever she's thinking with no self censoring. She doesn't care who she offends and for me that's the best type of humor. On her show she has a little Mexican midget sidekick Chuy! He's the cutest little "nugget" as Chelsea would say. Recently breakup up with her boyfriend, who's also happens to be her boss, she is taking every opportunity on her show to make it public that she's single and looking for a man, which is just awesome. Her show averages about 900,000 viewers an episode, which air on E! Monday through Friday at 11 p.m. her shows been so successful that since it's start in 2007 has exceeded all expectations, so much so that it's been extended into 2012. She actually just had her 500th episode and Chuy dressed up as an olive in a martini glass because Chelsea loves her vodka. I love that she can poke fun at herself from time and time and doesn't care what anyone thinks. She's basically my hero and I can't wait to see her live this summer at her stand-up tour!

Fist pumpin like champs!....

Jersey Shore has been the best reality show released by MTV in a very long time. Following the life of "guidos" and "guidettes" and consisting of mainly new york accents (yeah none of them are actualyl from Jersey Shore), mucle tanks, fake boobs, big hair, fake tans, working out, the latest trend "GTL" and bar fights, this show has been a hit amongst college students. It seems the more ridiculous shows are, the funnier they are, and the more we want to watch them. The cast consists of Mike "The Situation" (what he calls his abs HAHA), Snookie (who gets punched in the face by a frat boy), J-Woww (looks like a crack whore with fake boobs), Pauly D (who's actually from RI and DJ's at various night clubs), Vinnie (the laid back Italian that doesn't really get much air time), Ronnie (the juiced up, roid rage, muscle head), and Sammy Sweetheart ("The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet", more like the biggest bitch you'll ever meet). I was totally against this show initially and figured it was going to be yet again another crappy reality show MTV decided to put out, but after watching the first episode I was hooked because I really couldn't believe these people were for real. It became my guilty pleasure and I began to tune in weekly with my friends. We would all play the Jersey Shore Drinking Game and it was always a good time. Season 2 is set to premiere July 29th and I am so ready to fist pump and beat up the beat along with my favorite guidos and guidettes for the summer! hahaha, I love this show, it's so dumb that it's genius.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Big hair and big attitudes...


Styles latest reality show, Jerseylicious, which is clearly inspired by the latest hit Jersey Shore, is so ridiculous you can't help but laugh. Set at the Gatsby hair salon in Jersey, the hair is just as big as the attitudes of all the workers. The majority of cast are complete idiots, which makes for a good laugh. The amount of drama on this show is very entertaining and it's like a car crash, you don't want to watch but you can't look away!

Do you know what it's like to be ignored JACCKIIEE?!?!


By far my all time favorite YouTube video is "Jackie and Debra" which is written by and starring John Roberts. If you're not familiar with John Roberts, he also created and starred in "My son is gay" and "Mother's Day", but I think the funniest one is without a doubt "Jackie and Debra". It entered and won the Comedy Smalls Competition in 2007. The video takes place at a high school and pokes fun at the way girls argue. Debra, is always fighting with her best friend Jackie, who we never actually see and is represented by the video camera. The video was so funny that they made a sequel "Jackie, Debra, and Stephanie Berger". My friends and I continually quote these two skits and think they are absolutely hysterical! JACCCKKIIIE! I WAS KIDDING!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

take your ass back to your tree and shut the fuck up!...


My friend just sent me this hilarious video from college humor. From guys wearing skinny jeans to birthday cards that sing to you, this guy hates everything! I can relate to most of the things he hates but his vulgarity and attitude are what make the video so funny. I love the part about the birds, seriously why do birds make so much noise so early in the morning while I'm trying to sleep?! Another good part is the DVD cover, so true and so funny that he points that out. This clip is sure to make you laugh!

Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster...

Last night my friends and I returned from a party around 3 a.m. to find a marathon of Rugrats showing on Nick Tunes Network and couldn't be more estatic! We were unaware that this show even was still on television, even as reruns. Retreating back to our childhood we were mesmerized once again by this amazing cartoon. I know, we're dorks, it's cool. We reminisced about our favorite episodes, mine being the one when Chuckie eats a watermelon seed and a watermelon grows in her stomach and because of it being paranoid to swallow watermelon seeds. We remembered all of the characters names without hestitation and I just found it hilarious that we still knew all of these names after over 12 years of not seeing the show. The crew, Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil and Lil, and mean Angelica were as cute as ever. Viewing these silly episodes that we once were in love with was awesome!

Will Ferrell's Best SNL Characters...


After purchasing SNL: The Best of Will Ferrell 1 & 2, I have picked out my favorite clips from SNL that Will Ferrell made amazing. His Jeopardy clips are some of my favorites, especially all of the feuding between "Alex Trebek" (Will Ferrell) and "Sean Connery". One of my all time favorite SNL clips has to be "More Cowbell!" Will Ferrell as a cheerleader is AWESOME, "Who's the indian in my teepee?!, IT'S ME! IT'S ME! Inside the Actors Studio has never been more entertaining with Ferrell posing as extremely boring host James Lipton. The skit with creepy lovahs Virginia and Roger Clarvin had me laughing from beginning to end! Ferrell is a dead ringer for George Bush and has no problem pushing the limits with his character. Will Ferrell is without a doubt my favorite comedic actor and added so much to SNL when he was a part of the show.